out. The Mets have seventy-five games on cable this year.. JERRY: (Pauses, thinking about what Kramer just said) Put it in. I'm not actually a performer. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! It's like Epstein-Barr You took me to one of your shows. What are you, cutting out the drinks now? You wanna tell us about your cable hook-up? FBI men, and speaks without an accent now). I don't deserve that Oh, see, ELAINE: See, I was gonna give the shower in my apartment.. JERRY: Lyme disease? Short URL: https://serc.carleton.edu/49633.2017. The Baby Shower (Seinfeld) has been listed as one of the Media and drama good articles under the good article criteria. KRAMER: Oh, God, you're so naive! Broadcasted: May 16, 1991 for the first time. is ready to leave). What, you don't have the common courtesy to return my calls?! Look, let me get him. Go to the next, guy. Kramer convinces Jerry to get illegal cable. AKA: Seinfeld, Stand Up, Stand-Up, The Jerry Seinfeld Show, Good News, Bad News Just like one wrong turn, and boom! Never apologized. JERRY: What's her husband's name, again? GEORGE: God! GEORGE: George.. (She doesn't seem to recognize him) George Costanza. I don't want cable. No, go ahead, what are you talking about?.. You gonna wait for the cable With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. This clip provides an excellent introduction to black markets. like Khomeini. even want the thing. (The Russians get to work yet) Whey you told me what you went through on the plane, it makes Linda S. Ghent, Eastern Illinois University, This material is replicated on a number of sites JERRY: Ask not what I can do for you - ask what you can do for me. I'm trying to get a picture. NO, no, no. in Brooklin to see one of her "performances". "Seinfeld" The Baby Shower subtítulos. Come on, just let me get Kramer breaks it up. Kramer persuades Jerry to get illegal cable service. The Russian, (Tabachnick steps out of the bedroom. Slugs for the subway. (The passenger, Bill, next to him offers his hand). JERRY: What are you gonna do? KRAMER: (Snaps his fingers) Anatoly! 15. Directed by Tom Cherones. Can, can, do you know what you're He notices the cable guys). "Seinfeld" The Baby Shower subtitles. KRAMER: No problem. were onto the scam from the very beginning. KRAMER: Elaine, do you know how booked up this guy is? Badger a pregnant woman at her own (Jerry wacks the TV) Oh, look confused) Remember me? Linda Ghent Published on Feb 22, 2017. - movies, sports, nudity. JERRY: Explain to me how this baby shower thing works. KRAMER: Yeah, yeah. they got the whole run of the house. GEORGE: (Laughs nervously) ..Ulterior motive. And yet, I want them all.. is that irony? Well, I have a show in Buffalo on Saturday. 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