Here are my favorite anti-religious quotes: "This would be the best of all possible worlds, if there were no religion in it." […] Employ the time of your youth in developing the character and skills necessary to be a useful servant of God.”. No, I'm not. Top 36 No Religion But Believe In God Quotes Sayings . ), Look at my blog! There is no religion without love, and people may talk as much as they like about their religion, but if it does not teach them to be good and kind to man and beast, it is all a sham. Christianity is usually called a religion. Well if it was the word of God it would be clear and easy to understand...considering God was the creator of LANGUAGE!" Religion is an economic thing for some people. ", (paraphrase) - "If God objected to [people with various handicaps], he ought not have created such people." Then he is not omnipotent.Is he able, but not willing? "Religion is the most malevolent of all mind viruses." Religion is answers that may never be questioned. Mormon Joseph Smith and Christian Scientist, Mary Baker Eddy, had exclusive audiences with God. and God granted it." — Ferdinand Magellan, "Let's face a historical truth: we have never had a "free market", we have always had government intervention in the economy, and indeed that intervention has been welcomed by the captains of finance and industry. -- Isaac Asimov, From the point of view of a tapeworm, man was created by God to serve the appetite of the tapeworm. Trying to imitate Voltaire ! I've made a lot of pages with religious and spiritual quotes: Christianity, Taoism etc. Amendment I, The U.S. Bill of Rights. Religion is a virus. No one ever needs to identify himself as a 'non astrologer' or a 'non-alchemist'. QuotesGram is part of the 3D & … But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus … with a splinter in his paw. Atheism is nothing more than the noises reasonable people make in the presence of unjustified religious beliefs. Religious suffering is, at the same time, the expression of real suffering and a protest against real suffering. Discover and share Quotes Against Organized Religion. I'll do a check tomorrow. I denounce this doctrine as the most infamous of lies." - Steven Weinberg, The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully. -Jose Carrillo, Creationists make it sound like a ‘theory’ is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night — Isaac Asimov, All thinking men are atheists. Fascinating. --Dan Barker, former evangelist, "Atheism is not a philosophy; it is not even a view of the world; it is simply an admission of the obvious. Religion has remained rigid, even in the face of evidence that has proven it wrong, Sagan believed. ~George Bernard Shaw, The god who is reputed to have created fleas to keep dogs from moping over their situation must also have created fundamentalists to keep rationalists from getting flabby. "- H. L. Mencken, ". "I don't see any god up here" - Yuri Gagarin - first man in space, while in space. Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet”  –Napoleon Bonaparte, “Hence today I believe I am acting in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator” –Adolph Hitler, “I trust God speaks through me. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.". Joseph Campbell, "I'd rather have a mind opened by wonder than one closed by belief." Sorry our site was down for over 12 hours. - Abu Ala Al-Maari Q.E.D." - Razelle Frankel, My faith is that the only soul a man must save is his own. However, some people insist on submitting quotes that have no business there: anti-religious quotes. After a few of these quotations and quotes have been presented mention is made of a "Metaphysical-Philosophical" approach which could have potential to better promote acceptance of Co-existence between Science and Religion. That brilliant quote pretty much sums up my whole position on religion. This force is trying to weed out people who are irrational by seeing who would be stupid enough to believe in his god illusion so easily. See more ideas about quotes, religious quotes, inspirational quotes. Mark Twain had strong opinions on religion. If religion becomes a cause of dislike, hatred and division, it were better to be without it, and to withdraw from such a religion would be a truly religious act. ~ Ambrose Bierce, I am treated as evil by people who claim that they are being oppressed because they are not allowed to force me to practice what they do. George Carlin, "One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A Heinlein, He that will not reason is a bigot; he that cannot reason is a fool; he that dares not reason is a slave. - John Adams "The world holds two classes of men - intelligent men without religion, and religious men without intelligence." I know he went over to the somewhat spritualist side, but his comments about conventional relgion rock. And the paper flies, with the strength it has been given, seeking other souls for … Some of us just go one god further." "Well, we looked at all the people in the Bible, and we added them up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages – 12 thousand years." That's good.You believe the world's 12 thousand years old? ", "How come when it's us is an abortion and when it's a chicken is an omelet?" ... got some special links to share just maybe ? -- Baron d'Holbach, The System of Nature, Nature, you say, is totally inexplicable without a God. "Uh-uh." It then asks us to respect this, which it calls faith. No, don't bother even checking back ever, with the church. I am a big fan of Thomas Jefferson's religious statements. - George Carlin, " Why is it often that, when someone points out the lies of another person, the person who lied gets angry, rather than abashed. I will have faith! — Samuel Clemens, The church says the earth is flat, but I know that it is round, for I have seen the shadow on the moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the church. - Matthew Arnold, As far as I can tell from studying the scriptures, all you do in heaven is pretty much just sit around all day and praise the Lord. 39 Funny Atheist Quotes About God S Existence Fate And Life . - Dan Barker, "All religions have been made by men." I just read another one in Time magazine by Mark Twain - this was in reply to someone back then claiming that America is (was) a Christian nation: The last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument: "It came from god. "In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point. I think this may be something we need to be on the watch out for." As a religion it has had a wider geographic spread and is more deeply rooted among more peoples than any other religion in the history of mankind. - Gene Roddenberry, "If God has spoken, why is the world not convinced?" I think it was Dawkins, but he might have been quoting someone else, I don't recall off hand. An astronomer, activist, and novelist, Carl Sagan didn't hesitate to share his views on the world, notably giving several quotes on the topic of religion. This is such a powerful idea that as the sun rises in the sky and the air heats up and as, gradually, the puddle gets smaller and smaller, it's still frantically hanging on to the notion that everything's going to be alright, because this world was meant to have him in it, was built to have him in it; so the moment he disappears catches him rather by surprise. If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't. The first post of this thread has been edited, to compile most of these atheist quotes in one place. Religions vary in their degree of idiocy, but I reject them all. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ. Top 10 Religion Quotes - with quotes by Napoleon Bonaparte, Lucius Annaeus Seneca, Albert Camus, Thomas Paine and more "The World is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion." - Robert Frost, To know a person's religion we need not listen to his profession of faith but must find his brand of intolerance. My favorites: "The time has come for people of reason to say: enough is enough. I think he would prefer an honest and righteous atheist to a TV preacher whose every word is God, God, God, and whose every deed is foul, foul, foul. They are always of two classes: fools and hypocrites." Stuffing that belief down other people's throats is not. ~Garrett HardinSunday school:  a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents. I also cannot imagine some will or goal outside the human sphere... Science has been charged with undermining morality, but the charge is unjust. But Jesus was unafraid, and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw, and the big lizard became his friend. They believe that. And O, the disciples did run a-shrieking: 'What a big fucking lizard, Lord!' I'm also on this Twitter thing, Here are some choice ones from WisdomToday.com (http://wisdomtoday.com), God is a concept by which we measure our pain. You know, the world's 12 thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, and they existed in that time … you'd think it would have been mentioned in the fucking Bible at some point. relatably.com helpful non helpful. "Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. "The moment we admit that our beliefs are attempts to represent states of the world, we see that they must stand in right relation to the world to be valid." — Benjamin Franklin 3. When we opened them, why, they now had the land and we had the Bible. Tony Blair But heresy it certainly is." --Abraham Lincoln, "Those to whom his word was revealed were always alone in some remote place, like Moses. Religion is all bunk." Bill Hicks has some amazing material on Christianity/Pro-Life etc. — Friedrich Nietzsche, The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion. ~ D. Dale Gulledge, Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? ~Isaac Asimov, I.  Asimov:  A Memoir, Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? "God is omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, - it says so right here on the label. Historical investigation and literary criticism have taken the magic out of the Bible and have made it a composite human book, written by many hands in different ages. - Susan B. Anthony, If the gods listened to the prayers of men, all humankind would quickly perish since they constantly pray for many evils to befall one another. - Voltaire, "Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be." Atheist T-shirts Against Religion. It is between fifty and sixty years since I read the Apocalypse, and I then considered it merely the ravings of a maniac, no more worthy, nor capable of explanation than the incoherences of our own nightly dreams.... what has no meaning admits no explanation. Dennis Miller Jesus: “Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moths and vermin destroy, and where thieves break in and steal. Since no one really knows anything about God, those who think they do are just troublemakers. ..But He loves you." I'll fight for a person's right to speak so long as that person will, in return, fight to allow me to challenge their opinions and ridicule them as the content of their ideas merit. - Thomas Alva Edison, "Tell me there is a God in the serene heavens that will damn his children for the expression of an honest belief! - Voltaire, Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to the garage makes you a car. So I made a page to host them. Copyright Rational Response Squad 2006-2017. And I will gladly hold my head up high and march with full conviction into the christian hell and never regret it. --Dan Barker, former evangelist, "Atheism is not a philosophy; it is not even a view of the world; it is simply an admission of the obvious. Okay, I got one word to ask you. — Tecumseh (You go great-great-great-great-etc. We do not have words for people who doubt that Elvis is still alive or that aliens traversed the galaxy only to molest ranchers and their cattle. I'm disheartened that no one has quoted Nietzsche yet. ____________________________________________________________ $17.45 Ni dieu ni maître $17.45 Pastafarian Flying Spaghetti Monster $17.45 Atheist - No gods, no fucking masters $17.45 No gods no masters $17.45 Ni dieu ni maître $17.45 Darwin theory $17.45 $17.45 Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man -- living in the sky -- who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. - Voltaire, "The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children. Faith means not wanting to know what is true. - Mark Twain, "The hands that help are better far than lips that pray." Islam is a religion. Too many for me to choose from. I believe in a religion that believes in freedom. But this is precisely the objective of the electric church - Razelle Frankel, My faith is that the only soul a man must save is his own. --Sam Harris, "Letter to a Christian Nation", "you shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free." Philosopher Richard Norman finds the anti-religion generalizations questionable: “By far the commonest criticism directed against the New Atheists is that they do over-generalize, and I think that the criticism is justified” (21). Rabia Al-Basri. Dinosaurs.You know, the world's 12 thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, and they existed in that time … you'd think it would have been mentioned in the fucking Bible at some point. I don’t know about you, but I think that after the first, oh, I don’t know, 50,000,000 years of that I’d start to get a little bored. It is intellectual bankruptcy. --Christopher Hitchens, god is not great, ch. ~ Donald Morgan, There is a story, which is fairly well known, about when the missionaries came to Africa. "The higher animals have no religion. Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me? - Howard Zinn, "This would be the best of all possible worlds if there were no religion in it." If the only way you can accept an assertion is by faith, then you are conceding that it can't be taken on its own merits." "- Albert Einstein, "Just because you believe in something does not mean that it is true. Here I have chosen the best 20 (after the first list) and of course, you can add any that you want to the comments. If your religion doesn't teach you the difference between good and evil, your religion is worse than useless. - Laurence J. Peter, I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability. “Islam is a religion of success. Based on what? — --Hume, TNHR, "You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all of the time." He goes, "Because they killed my God." We have to trust them as reporters---and you know how reporters are. Excuse me for getting it right the first time." No one ever needs to identify himself as a 'non astrologer' or a 'non-alchemist'. Bravo. According to the common understanding of Satan's origins, 'holiness' is, metaphorically, frozen stiff in his veins: and at that a corrupted formula - i.e. I was about to post that very quote, when at the last moment I saw you'd beaten me to it. Updated: January 1, ... At the end of the day, as long as people believes their religion is the only true religion and all others are false, there will be no world peace, no end to terrorism and all anti-terrorism effort will be futile. From the age of fifteen, dogma has been the fundamental principle of my religion: I know no other religion; I cannot enter into the idea of any other sort of religion; religion, as a mere sentiment, is to me a dream and a mockery. - Anonymous "I guess it's time to ask if you live under high voltage power transmission lines which have been shown to cause stimulation of the fantasy centers of the brain due to electromagnetic waves?" One must meld them together to arrive at greater truths. ", That pretty much guarantees everyone will die unless you can eat pebbles, “Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet”, “Hence today I believe I am acting in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator”, “I trust God speaks through me. For a Muslim, there is no such thing as to be against modernity. It clarified the intent of the founders of the constitution irrespective of the attempts of modern day religious revisionists... "Believing with you that religion is a matter which lies solely between man and his God, that he owes account to none other for his faith or his worship, that the legislative powers of government reach actions only, and not opinions, I contemplate with sovereign reverence that act of the whole American people which declared that their legislature should 'make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof,' thus building a wall of separation between church and State. I didn't know that you'd gone to so much trouble there. "I'm proud to be an atheist - it helps me stand for so much more and fall for so much less. I could go on, as these books are gold mines of such quotes. And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a loch for O, so many years, inviting thousands of American tourists to bring their fat fucking families and their fat dollar bills. A one word question. I love the routine that he gave on religion: the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument: it came from god. Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear. " Atheism Atheist T Shirts With Quotes Against Religion. There are many many more and each one is more profound than the next. - Bill Hicks. Ready? Virgil, "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit attrocities." A law which attempts to say you can criticize and ridicule ideas as long as they are not religious ideas is a very peculiar law indeed. "Oh, I hadn't thought of that," says God, who promptly vanishes in a puff of logic. -- Julian Huxley, The Creed of a Scientific Humanist, "Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man -- living in the sky -- who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. When people thought the earth was spherical, they were wrong. - Thomas Jefferson, "Religion can never reform mankind, because Religion is slavery." Science Vs Religion Quotes. In fact, 'atheist' is a term that should not ever exist. The truth is the truth even if nobody believes it. Never is this more apparent than when the lie pointed out is a lie to oneself, and the anger never more fierce than when the lie is one of religion." I mean, I went to a church school when I was younger and imbibed a certain amount of religion then but it was really in university that I got interested in religion and politics at the same time. But, just as with Marxists, there are some among them who are working hard to 'hasten the inevitable,' not merely anticipating the End Days with joy in their hearts, but taking political action to bring about the conditions they think are the prerequisites for that occasion." The state of the religious mind can be understood only when we begin to understand what beauty is; and the understanding of beauty must be approached through total aloneness. Zionism was originally a rebellion against religious Judaism and the PLO Charter was essentially secularist. - Jules Renard, The Bible is a book that has been read more, and examined less, than any book that ever existed. --Penn Jillette. Religion, it seems to me, has nothing whatsoever to do with any belief, with any priest, with any church or so-called sacred book. Priest: "No, not if you did not know." - Catherine Fahringer, A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes - James K. Feibleman, Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. Showing search results for "Against Religion" sorted by relevance. http://www.quotedb.com/categories/anti-religion, The Strategies of Christian Fundamentalism ›, ‹ Nashville Muslim woman accused of making terrorist threats, Fundamentalist Christianity in Second Life ›, http://www.positiveatheism.org/hist/quotes/zappa.htm, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZHaQ3C3xQo, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEDT2RDIf1E&feature=related, A little victory against a squatter rationalresponders.blogspot. At what age of the Christian church this heresy of immaterialism, this masked atheism, crept in, I do not know. I asked them. - Carl Gustav Jung, I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires. A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties and needs; no religious basis is necessary. - Art Hoppe. Some might claim for the original copies of the Bible an infallible character, but this view only begs the question and makes such Christian apologetics more ridiculous in the eyes of the sincere man. ". - Voltaire, God is the great mysterious motivator of what we call nature and it has been said often by philosophers, that nature is the will of God. - Bill Hicks. --Andy Rooney, "Pray: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner, confessedly unworthy." Religion is doing; a man does not merely think his religion or feel it, he ''lives'' his religion as much as he is able, otherwise it is not religion but fantasy or philosophy. The son of your own God. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move". - Sam Harris, "We would be 1,500 years ahead if it hadn't been for the church dragging science back by its coattails and burning our best minds at the stake." ~Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Moral:  a peerless maxim enumerated by God in his Holy Bible, such as that of Deut. "The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Explore 1000 Religion Quotes by authors including Lucius Annaeus Seneca, Albert Camus, and Napoleon Bonaparte at BrainyQuote. - Epicurus, Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? The fact that all this crap is an illusion is mere icing on the cake. Robert Green Ingersoll, "Fear paints pictures of ghosts and hangs them in the gallery of ignorance." Joseph Campbell Quote About Religion Metaphor God Belief . - John Adams, "The world holds two classes of men - intelligent men without religion, and religious men without intelligence." - Bertrand Russell, "I do not believe any type of religion should ever be introduced into the public schools of the United States." - Marquis De Sade, God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. Belief in Self Though Paine was a self-proclaimed monotheist (believing in one God), he disdained virtually all organized religion… That's the message we're brought up with, isn't it? "Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest"  - Denis Diderot. Mencken, "One cannot really be a Catholic and grown up." Based on what? Communism Has Decided Against God Against Christ Against. ""I'm proud to be an atheist - it helps me stand for so much more and fall for so much less." John 8:32. I put two of my favorite quotes in my sig too. - John Adams, "Religion is "so absurd that it comes close to imbecility."" - Albert Einstein, "If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed." Nature, you say, is totally inexplicable without a God. Let us be duly thankful for out blessings. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Download Quotes Against Organized Religion. Discover and share Anti Organized Religion Quotes. But because the conflict was allowed to fester without a resolution, religion got sucked into the escalating cycle of violence and became part of the problem. 1 Likes. - H. L. Mencken, "Religion is fundamentally opposed to everything I hold in veneration--courage, clear thinking, honesty, fairness, and, above all, love of the truth. Like these vampire priests sink their twin fangs of guilt and sin into you as a child and suck your joy of life out of you the rest of your fucking existence. Votes: 1. - Majority of the mod team. — Ernest Hemingway, Lighthouses are more helpful then churches. "Fundamentalist Christianity. -Hume, The Natural History of Religion, "We find human faces in the moon, armies in the clouds; and by a natural propensity, if not corrected by experience and reflection, ascribe malice and good-will to every thing, that hurts or pleases us." No religion is a true religion that does not make men tingle to their finger tips with a sense of infinite hazard. If I believed that the Jews killed my God, I'd worship the Jews, 'cause shit, there's some badasses on that team, man. ~Isaac Asimov, I.  Asimov:  A Memoir. Fight the infection. - Gene Roddenberry, Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. - Albert Einstein, "If we are to believe the Bible, god created a flood that nearly wiped out all of mankind, taking genocide to epic proportions. Fascinating. The two were engaged in disputation and the theologian used the old quip about a philosopher resembling a blind man, in a dark room, looking for a black cat—which wasn't there. --Thomas Paine, in The Age Of Reason, quoted with approval by David Mills in Atheist Universe, ch. ", -Thomas Jefferson, Letter to John Adams, April 11, 1823. I actually did google that and found it attributed to Dawkins. However, Mark Twain was not considered an atheist. Karen Armstrong 2. - Thomas Paine [one of my personal faves], We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing/ all-powerful God, who creates faulty humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes. 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